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Liam
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:58 am Post subject:

Angrily he tied both of his aged grandparents together. Hurriedly repeating something "something, something, something.." He repeated hurriedly to his accomplice as he dangled a big carrot! "Strage Euphamism that...", exclaimed Berniethebolt. "I don't believe I've mastered using the longbow sufficiently to 'dangle one's carrot' in an enticing, and everso slightly provocative manner she was so pleased to finally hear that fred was _________________ Why not?

Club: Long Eaton Field Archers
Bow: Karel Osage Orange Hungarian Reflex Bow 50lb @ 28"
Sight: Not Brilliant
Arrows: Sitka Spruce 11/32's @ 31"
Accesories: 2 Funny gloves with not enough fingers on them

Chedawan
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Location: Derbyshire

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:57 pm Post subject:

Angrily he tied both of his aged grandparents together. Hurriedly repeating something "something, something, something.." He repeated hurriedly to his accomplice as he dangled a big carrot! "Strage Euphamism that...", exclaimed Berniethebolt. "I don't believe I've mastered using the longbow sufficiently to 'dangle one's carrot' in an enticing, and everso slightly provocative manner she was so pleased to finally hear that fred was not going to _________________ :: Sig courtesy of CamdogXIII of EMP ::

Club: Forest Bowmen (Field) Greenwood Archers (Target)
Bow: Winact riser (Yellow Gold) SF Super carbon limbs (Black) 43Lb on the fingers.
Sight: Cartel Activa (Black)... Yes I use a sight! You can stop booing now!
Arrows: Yes, ACC's fletched black and yellow.
Accesories: Many, mostly black and yellow, I try wherever possible to look like an angry wasp.

Also shooting KG Cobra Deluxe, with big wooden arrows, there's also a stave of wood in my loft with a longbow hiding in it, going looking for it soon!

Chedawan
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Location: Derbyshire

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:21 am Post subject:

Thought I'd bring this one back up near the top again... see if anyone wanted to play? Looks like the old story has died a death, so I'll start afresh: Whilst trying to _________________ :: Sig courtesy of CamdogXIII of EMP ::

jimic
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:41 pm Post subject:

Chedawan wrote:

Thought I'd bring this one back up near the top again... see if anyone wanted to play? Looks like the old story has died a death, so I'll start afresh:

Whilst trying to

extract a widget

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Club: Clyde Arrows
Bow: Winstar II
Sight: Cartel Q
Arrows: XX75 Platinum plus
Accesories: The usual gumph

Liam
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:09 pm Post subject:

jimic wrote:

Chedawan wrote:

Thought I'd bring this one back up near the top again... see if anyone wanted to play? Looks like the old story has died a death, so I'll start afresh:

Whilst trying to

extract a widget

Better close this one down to avoid confusion, please see Pt2 if you want to play

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